Saturday, November 12, 2011

Quit drinking?

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are those machetes doing in your car?" asks the cop.
"I juggle them in my act."
"Oh, yeah? Says the doubtful cop. "Let's see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow" says the passer-by. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!

1 comment:

  1. wife: you son of bitch! you got wasted again at the office party last night and made an ass of yourself in front of your boss!
    husband: my boss is a douchebag and i fuckin' hate him!
    wife: yes, i know! he knows it too, cause you told him. and he fired you!
    husband: ah, screw him!
    wife: i already did. so monday you can go back to work.